Save It for Later

First, we bring you the breaking news that today's Rapture has been postponed because after this opening "prayer" at Friday's Minnesota House of Representatives session, Jesus will likely still be throwing up at the appointed hour. At this time, a Rapture make-up date has not been scheduled.

Based on the video clip of the incident, Jesus may need a stint on the 15-day disabled list, followed by a brief minor league rehab assignment rapturing mice and small birds to make sure he's back in rapturing shape.

Which brings us to This Week's Discussion Question:

How sweet would it be if that lunatic's "prayer" torpedoed the anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment vote?

Please keep the discussion civil and do feel free to wander off into "When you speak for me, you don't speak for me."

Discuss.