Monkey Man

Yahoo News is reporting that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has been hospitalized because he "hurt his head after falling out of a palm tree at an exclusive Fiji resort," prompting another installment of This Week's Discussion Question:

What in the world was Keith Richards doing in a palm tree?

Please keep the discussion civil and do not wander off into "What the...?" or "What the...?"

Discuss.

Sacrifice

Today, speaking about the war in Iraq, President Bush said, "There will be more tough fighting ahead in Iraq and more days of sacrifice and struggle."

Here's This Week's Discussion Question:

What, specifically, has the President sacrificed?

Please keep the discussion civil and do not wander off into "You mean besides his approval rating and our nation's reputation around the world?" or "Hey, I thought the mission was accomplished!"

Discuss.

Roll Away the Stone

As we conclude a beautiful Sunday, here is This Week's Discussion Question:

Why do you look for the living among the dead?

Please keep the discussion civil and do not wander off into "What does this have to do with bunnies?"

Alleluia.

Don't Do It

Apple (the computer company, not The Beatles' record label) announced today that you will soon be able to run Windows XP on your Mac. Here's This Week's Discussion Question, Part Tres:

Why in hell would you put Windows on a Mac?

Please keep the discussion civil and do not wander off into "Just because Bruce Springsteen could do an album of REO Speedwagon covers, doesn't mean he should."

Discuss.

It's the Real Thing

On NBC's Today Show last Friday there was a story about how Coca-Cola sales are flagging and how they're hoping their new ad campaign will renew the appeal of their sugar water. Apparently the previous two ad campaigns, well, sucked. We at TWDQ HQ watched this with great amusement and asked ourselves This Week's Discussion Question, Part Deux:

Does anybody really think "Man, these new Coke ads are great! I think I'll start drinking Coke again!"?

Please keep the discussion civil and do not wander off into "Is there anybody on the planet who ISN'T aware that they're still making Coca-Cola?" or "How can I get me one of them jobs as a beverage analyst for a brokerage house?"

Discuss.

Momma Don't Allow

Busy, busy, busy here at TWDQ HQ but we've been saving up some ideas, so we'll see if we can make it up to you with a barrage of entries.

So we're out and about last weekend and spot the following decal in the back window of a vehicle: "IF MOMA AIN'T HAPPY NOBODIES HAPPY!" In its honor, here's This Week's Discussion Question:

Why wouldn't the Museum of Modern Art be happy?

Please keep the discussion civil and do not wander off into "How do you tell if nobodies are happy?" or "Doesn't anyone proof-read anymore?"

Discuss.